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DO YOU HAVE a name for your, er, manhood? A new survey says that seven out of ten men have a name for their bits.

Retailer Jacamo also discovered the most popular names men give to their penises, including:

Troy, Hercules, The Rock, Russell the Muscle, Wilfred, Dave, Jerry, Johnny, Randolph, Wendell, and Napoleon

We at DailyEdge.ie weren’t really sure about how common these names actually are, so we came up with eight great Irish suggestions. Please, enjoy.

1. Risteárd

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Why? Well, it’s the Irish translation of Richard. Simple, to the point.

2. The Spire

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Evocative.

3. Big Tom

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Don’t forget your Mainliners, either.

4. The Rock of Cashel

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Strong. Powerful. Just like your lad.

5. Deputy Stagg

After Paul Gogarty’s famous outburst in the Dáil. Why not?

6. Schlongford

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Pay homage to your penis AND your home county in one fell swoop.

7. Dickie Rock

Gives a whole new meaning to “Spit on me Dickie!”, doesn’t it.

8. The Giant’s Causeway

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You know it, baby.

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